I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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