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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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