soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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