so explain again why im purple
no
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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