They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
