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say what?
wanna hang out?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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