question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
is that a dick in a sweater?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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