I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I see more hoeing in ur future
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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