Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After tacos, we're chasing women.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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