why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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