Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The ass gains better be worth it
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