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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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