haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
