Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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