would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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