It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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