Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
