She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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