I am in a vortex of obligation.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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