white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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