I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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