I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
