your room smells of hookers.
And success
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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