Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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