chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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