No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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