Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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