David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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