Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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