I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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