how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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