Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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