Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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