sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
