i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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