Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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