If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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