Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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