you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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