Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
