So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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