I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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