Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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