There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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