I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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