Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
my poor anus
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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