I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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