Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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