eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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