What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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