i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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