just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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