Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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