she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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