I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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