are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
