i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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