Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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