i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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