Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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